Racing is drifting from a straight track
By Sharan Kumar
Horse racing in Bangalore has become
as unpredictable as a weather forecast made by someone staring at the sky and
guessing. Whether it’s by sheer genius or absolute lack of talent (leaning
towards the latter), professionals seem to be turning the sport into a comedy
of errors—though punters would argue it’s more of a tragedy. The in-and-out
running of horses has become a circus act, and unless someone steps up to play
the ringmaster, loyal punters will soon exit stage left, leaving the show to an
audience of crickets and tumbleweeds.
Form? Out the window. Betting trends?
As helpful as a broken compass. Method? Madness. It’s as if the sport has
adopted chaos as its guiding principle. But don’t worry, folks—there are
reasons for this decline, though they’re about as palatable as a stale
sandwich.
Let’s start with the glaring
spectacle of professionals cozying up to the powers that be. It’s not just
rubbing elbows; it’s practically a full-on waltz. Imagine a judge who spends
their evenings partying with the accused—objectivity, anyone? Apparently, the
rules state that Stewards of the Club can’t bet on races, but there’s no clause
about them betting on how quickly they can shred their credibility by
hobnobbing with professionals.
This charming little dynamic creates
a delightful paradox: some professionals enjoy immunity akin to a diplomatic
passport, while others are treated like trespassers on sacred ground. Need an
infraction overlooked? Just buddy up with the right people and, voilà, the
magic of selective blindness kicks in. But if you’re not part of this elite
social circle, prepare to be scrutinized, grilled, and possibly banished—no
reason required, of course.
And let’s not forget the art of
prospectus manipulation. It’s practically a new sport: committee members and
even members tweaking terms and conditions to suit their preferred
stables. A little favouritism here, a rule adjustment there—it’s like racing
meets reality TV, where the drama takes centre stage and integrity is voted off
the island.
Back in 1985, racehorse-owning
members were banned from acting as Stewards because their decisions often
aligned suspiciously with their wallets or the interests of their friends. Fast
forward to today, and while they may not be directly calling the shots, their
influence lingers like a bad aftertaste.
If horse racing is to regain its lost
sheen, it’s time to pull the brakes on this merry-go-round of mismanagement.
Objectivity must be the mantra, and a respectable distance between
professionals and committee members isn’t just desirable—it’s essential.
Otherwise, racing will continue its drift, and before long, it won’t be the
horses losing; it’ll be the sport itself.
A Club Adrift: Officials,
Cameras, and Chaos
The club’s current state of affairs
brings to mind a sinking ship that’s still trying to sell cruise tickets. With
a glaring shortage of Stipendiary Stewards, we’re left relying on one retired
stalwart (who should be enjoying sunsets and crossword puzzles) and another who
seems to have controversy on speed dial. While the retired official is
undoubtedly capable—when he’s not bending like a weather vane in the Stewards’
Room—the other one appears to have confused "racing official" with
"professional drama magnet."
And why, you ask, are they still
around? Simple: replacements are as rare as a perfect trifecta. Good or bad,
competent or clueless, you’re assured job security because if the officials
themselves were scrutinized, the whole house of cards would come crashing down.
It’s a classic case of “Who watches the watchmen?” Answer: absolutely no
one, because we can’t afford to.
As for attracting new talent? That’s
as likely as a horse sprouting wings. Apparently, officiating at the club isn’t
the career of choice for today’s bright minds—shocking, I know. But hey, no
worries; racing could still thrive if the TV coverage were top-notch. Sadly,
watching the current broadcast feels like time-traveling to the pre-digital
era, complete with grainy visuals and shaky cameras. It’s like a poorly
restored black-and-white film but without the charm.
Speaking of coordination (or the lack
thereof), every official runs their department as if it’s their personal
kingdom. Fiefdoms abound, and collaboration is treated like a dirty word.
Meanwhile, the man steering this chaotic ship—the CEO—is about as suited to the
job as a jockey is to riding a bull. He’s got the unique talent of ignoring
Stewards’ decisions, charting his own course, and still managing to emerge
unscathed. In all my years, I’ve never seen inefficiency celebrated with such
aplomb. It’s almost admirable. Almost.
The new committee members are,
thankfully, well-meaning—though intentions alone won’t stop the sport’s
downward spiral. If they want to prevent racing from becoming a parody of
itself, they’ll need to make tough decisions. This includes scrutinizing the racehorse
ownership profiles, tightening supervision, and putting an end to the abhorrent
“in-and-out running” that’s more common than it has any right to be.
Racing deserves better, but unless
this ship is righted, the sport might soon find itself not just adrift, but
entirely off the map.
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