Derby Day: Even the Tote Got Generous
By Sharan Kumar
The Bangalore Derby galloped off in style on Sunday,
but the tote system decided to join the festivities in its own inimitable
way—by tossing math out the window and generosity to the wind.
Once upon a time, Derby Day meant big hats, bigger
bets, and a tote turnover that comfortably sailed past ₹15 crores. This year,
it limped to a modest ₹3 crores across all pools—a reminder that while the
horses were running, the public preferred chasing bookmakers’ better dividends
over the anaemic tote.
But fear not—the system still had a surprise party
trick up its sleeve. In a rare act of benevolence (or sheer confusion), it reportedly
handed out double the declared dividend in the last race. Loyal punters
who stuck with the tote despite its meagre returns suddenly found themselves
recipients of unexpected largesse—all thanks to a helpful system glitch.
Alas, the joy was short-lived. One of those pesky
honest punters—the kind who ruins a perfectly good windfall—actually reported
the error. Chaos promptly broke out. Payments froze. Staff went into panic
mode. Operators stayed well past closing, trying to reconcile cash balances
that now made less sense than a three-legged accumulator.
Whether ₹25 lakhs turned into ₹50 lakhs, or whether
any of that bonus bounty was clawed back, remains unclear. What we do know is
the club’s accounting books likely developed a nervous twitch that night.
And this wasn’t even a one-off. Whispers suggest this
isn’t the first time the tote has gone rogue. As usual, there’s no clarity
about who will ultimately foot the bill. Maybe the outsourced operator will
cough up. Maybe not. Meanwhile, one has to ask: who’s actually minding the
tote?
Once upon a time, BTC ran its in-house tote system
like a well-oiled machine, comfortably handling turnovers upwards of ₹2000
crores a year without so much as a hiccup. Now, with the system outsourced to a
firm where—purely coincidentally, of course—a club member holds a prominent
stake, it’s leaking more than a sieve in a monsoon.
After all, in this game, the only thing more certain
than a photo finish is that the system will fail, and no one will take the
blame. Racing might just be the only sport where the tote stumbles, the money
vanishes—and the same people keep getting invited back to fix it.
In a truly sporting spirit, the turf authorities have
helpfully rehired Uday Eswaran—the very man who oversaw the spectacular
non-launch of the much-vaunted national tote. Remember that grand project?
Announced in every forum imaginable, launch dates proclaimed like royal edicts,
then quietly buried without a trace.
Naturally, he’s now back as Chairman to finally
get it right. Because in racing administration, failure isn’t a
disqualification—it’s practically a reference letter.
By appointing someone who failed so spectacularly the
first time, the turf authorities seem to be preparing the ground for yet
another fiasco. After all, the people he’s likely to hire will be the same team
that couldn’t crack the code for successful implementation the last time
around. It’s not so much learning from mistakes as putting them on retainer.
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